Oh hey! The humans let me write again. Well, sort of. I don’t have thumbs. I wish I had thumbs. Thumbs seem awesome.
Speaking of awesome. FRISBEE! This frisbee is awesome! See it? It is red and rubber and you can bite it.
After we took the groaning metal people-and-animal mover for a gazilllllion hours, we got to this place with a yard. I soon came to realize that in this new yard I had to protect my frisbee. The humans kept trying to grab it! You can’t trust humans.
Just kidding, I love humans.
I loved being in this place with the new yard; I think they called it Cape Cod. I loved it because there were lots of new humans to play with. The girl human was related to them all some how. Like they were from her old pack or something. It was very confusing.
Sometimes the new humans would get my frisbee. Which unleashed….
Faster than a speeding bullet.
Stronger than a lion.
Cleverer than a…clever thing.
I mean, seriously, look at those ninja moves! HI-YAH!
And always, despite the human’s best efforts, peace and balance were restored to the new yard; I recovered the frisbee and sat down to protect it again.
Watch out, humans, Super Fitz is not gone. He’s merely lying in wait until his frisbee needs him next.
Side bar: Do you know how fun it is to chase rocks that have been thrown into the ocean?! You should try it.
OhmanOhmanOhman! The humans are letting me blog today! Blog. blog. blog. Sounds like ball. I want a ball.
Oh yeah, speaking of balls, I got to chase all the balls when the humans took me to the beach. We played ball for hours. They are the best humans because they just kept throwing the ball. I love the ball. I wish it would reciprocate.
The girl human let me do my favorite trick. Look at how patiently I was waiting. I was. I really was. But then I couldn’t wait any longer. I couldn’t. I really couldn’t. So I jumped. The girl human gave me the treat!! I love the girl human! I love the treat!
Speaking of love, I love the big dogs. The big dogs came to the beach. They were so fast. Girl Human told me to play with the human child, but I just wanted to ru…
Hey Guys! Wait up!
Finally, the big dogs were nice and tired. So I could focus my attention on the humans. My humans have beautiful human friends. They smell good and they eat chicken.
Kid human, can I have that chicken? Pleeeeeeeaaaaaaase. No really. Can I?
After the child human neglected to feed me his lunch, I went for a swim. I love water. I love fish. I love salt. I love splashing. I love swimming. Well, wait, I don’t love all those things. I…I…I love jumping. Yeah, that’s right. I love jumping in and out of the water
Beach days with the humans are the best days. I love.