Oh hey! The humans let me write again. Well, sort of. I don’t have thumbs. I wish I had thumbs. Thumbs seem awesome.
After we took the groaning metal people-and-animal mover for a gazilllllion hours, we got to this place with a yard. I soon came to realize that in this new yard I had to protect my frisbee. The humans kept trying to grab it! You can’t trust humans.
I loved being in this place with the new yard; I think they called it Cape Cod. I loved it because there were lots of new humans to play with. The girl human was related to them all some how. Like they were from her old pack or something. It was very confusing.
Sometimes the new humans would get my frisbee. Which unleashed….
Faster than a speeding bullet.
Stronger than a lion.
I mean, seriously, look at those ninja moves! HI-YAH!
Side bar: Do you know how fun it is to chase rocks that have been thrown into the ocean?! You should try it.