The humans seems to have done to most offensive of all the things I can imagine. They’ve brought another dog into our home! Another Dog! In our house! I believe they intend for the small dog to stay. I should say that this dog isn’t so small. But small of mind…oh, I hate him.
Can you believe the humans had me sleep with him?! On the same couch of all places. I was asleep first and that dog got. on. my. couch! And the boy human slept right through it. I am increasingly convinced that the boy human doesn’t care for me at all.
It seems that the humans are going to call the new pack member Fitz. They said it was short for some type of author, Fitz…Fitz..Fitzgerald. I dunno. They started talking about wild parties and Green Lights and paris or something. I never know what these humans are talking about.