The Huxley Diaries: Boundaries

DSC_0792Dear diary,
The humans have renewed their commitment to “teaching boundaries”. They seem to have forgotten the provision in our contract, wherein I state:

All dirty socks and underwear will be the sole property of the puppy, who will have the authority to know them intimately.

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The girl human seems to be coming around. She used to make lots of the strange human noises when she uncovered the underwear in the yard, but now she just sneaks them away as if I don’t see them. Be careful, girl human, I know where you sleep.

 

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